Report #15

Violation Type:Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence.
If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors:No
Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation:No
Has Gail maligned your home country:No
Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you:No
Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit:No
Detailed Description:SHE’S DOING IT AGAIN!
Gail is trying to replay her international incident with Mafalda.
Link to offending tweet:https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1445747161912668165
See also: Report #7 and Report #16

Report #14

Violation Type:Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about.
If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors:No
Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation:No
Has Gail maligned your home country:No
Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you:No
Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit:Yes, Cyclops
Detailed Description:Gail is saying that if Cyclops’ visor looked like a butt, it’d look like the beams were coming out his ‘dumper’.People have *drawn art* of this already.
Link to offending tweet:https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1444032531230121984

Report #13

Name (Optional):CHEDDAR I MEEN HUMAN NOT CHEDDAR
Violation Type:Gail is up to shenanigans.
If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors:No
Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation:No
Has Gail maligned your home country:No
Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you:No
Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit:No
Detailed Description:Gail wants Cheddar to have a series and is offering up names. This is the best idea and should be instantly followed by everyone who loves corgis, but also…. puns. Oh God. Puns. So many puns. Puns on puns on puns….
Link to offending tweet:https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1443472096458252296

Report #12

Violation Type:Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about.
If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors:No
Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation:No
Has Gail maligned your home country:No
Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you:No
Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit:No
Detailed Description:How often does the Trump supporter have to empty his Trump effigy? Ew, and lol, but mostly ew
Link to offending tweet:https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1442554625924612101
See also: Report #10 and Report #11

Report #11

Violation Type:Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about.
If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors:No
Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation:No
Has Gail maligned your home country:No
Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you:No
Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit:No
Detailed Description:I….
… I just….
…. you know what? I don’t think I can explain it without getting shadowbanned.
…. let’s just say it involves a Trump mannequin and a MAGA and I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
Link to offending tweet:https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1442554625924612101
See also: Report #10

Report #9

Name (Optional):A Sad And Angry Canadian
Violation Type:Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence.
If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors:No
Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation:Yes
Has Gail maligned your home country:Yes
Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you:No
Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit:No
Detailed Description:Gail and her tea preparation hijinx are back.
….. and proceeded to drag Canada into it as well!
Link to offending tweet:https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1442467347189534721 (thread start, https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1442442462727864326)

Report #8

Violation Type:Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about.
If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors:No
Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation:No
Has Gail maligned your home country:No
Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you:No
Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit:No
Detailed Description:It’s an oldie, but someone *dared* to remind me it existed, and I find that the images are still there.Still lingering.Still terrifying….. Legolas’ pubes.Legolas. Pubes.
Link to offending tweet:https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1183633044927696896 (Thread)

Report #7

Violation Type:Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence.
If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors:No
Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation:No
Has Gail maligned your home country:No
Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you:No
Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit:No
Detailed Description:Gail Simone single-handedly sparked an international controversy that made the news with one single Tweet about Monica and Mafalda.
Link to offending tweet:https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1425605790765703168
See also: Report #15 and Report #16

Report #6

Violation Type:Gail is presenting information that seems fakey but might be a true.
If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors?:No
Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation?:No
Has Gail maligned your home country?:No
Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you?:No
Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit?:No
Detailed Description:As is her wont, Gail has brought up a silly fakey animation about John Oates (of Hall &)’s moustache.
….. that actually exists and the fact it exists should never have seen the light of day!
ITS TAGLINE IS ‘RIDE THE MOUSTACHE’, FOR GOD’S SAKE!
Link to offending tweet:https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1440166422202572802