| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail’s absolutely on a roll tonight. Now I must think about Namor’s testicles. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1478551125435375616 |
Author: Jon Maki
Born and raised in the sparsely-populated Upper Peninsula of Michigan, Jon Maki developed an enduring love for comics at an early age.
Report #31
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She is forcing me to think of mental images of Juggalo-naut. And I can’t escape the images because people are drawing scary art! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1478421386536230913 |
Report #30
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | Yes |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | Yes, Cyclops |
| Detailed Description: | Butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts |
Note that this violation report is tagged as “Uncorroborated,” as there is no supporting evidence of the reported Shenanigans.
This report entry will be updated if any supporting evidence is identified.
Report #29
| Name (Optional): | Cthulhu |
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | Yes |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Look, I’ve been asleep for eons and she wants to pull this? What did I ever do to her?! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1477947972088254464 |
Report #28
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail is pondering characters’ sex life again. And making me think images no human brain was meant to have. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1477925802578628608 |
Report #27
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | This comic. Because while (as far as I know) Gail didn’t draw it, it…. pretty much sums everything up and should always be seen. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/KalelData/status/1476023388737093632 |
Report #26
| Violation Type: | Gail is presenting information that seems fakey but might be a true. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail is declaring the fact(?) that Ah-Ha Had more top 10 hits than Duran Duran. And making a big chunk of fans weep. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1475637557924798465 |
Report #25
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail has made me think of the Death Star’s anus. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1474645286353965061 (But https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1474646033854394368 is the part that made me report it) |
Report #24
| Name (Optional): | Not Tom Taylor |
| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | I think it’s a blood feud, but a very, very provoked one. Gail got a taste of her own medicine, and threatened to turn the perpetrator into kangaroo slobber. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1468242550746234882 |
Report #23
| Name (Optional): | Ash Ketchum |
| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She has made a powerful enemy this day: saying Pokémon is terrible! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1465296818930012162 |