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Super Hero Singalong No. 5

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Ladies and gentlentities, this is Brainiac number 5 Not one, two, three or four but 5, everybody in the Time Sphere, set for the past On through the ages through the Time Barrier Cosmic Boy wants to visit 1492 See Columbus sailing, but that's such a bore Want to see that super girl, the one I adore I like Kara, or call her Linda - (Danvers or lee) - Whatever her name is, she's the girl for me I've got a 12th level intellect But into the gutter goes my mind Whenever I see those hot pants flying on by There's a little bit of Ayla making things light, or Lydda, who's strong at night There are three of Luornu, oops, Computo makes two, sorry, Chuck, didn't know what he'd do A little bit of Nura in my dreams, please don't read my thoughts, Imra Ardeen But I love Kara, I'm her biggest fan, even though my ancestor fought Superman Brainiac number Five Jump in my force field and squeeze me tight I'll keep you safe in here from that kryptonite My hair is blond, but my skin is green I'm the biggest nerd that you've ever seen 'shippers want to see me paired up with Lyle, But I'm just a sucker for that Argo City smile There's a little bit of Ayla making things light, or Lydda, who's strong at night There are three of Luornu, oops, Computo makes two, sorry, Chuck, didn't know what he'd do A little bit of Nura in my dreams, please don't read my thoughts, Imra Ardeen But I love Kara, I'm her biggest fan, even though my ancestor fought Superman Flight ring, the flight ring Brainiac number Five Shady, Jeckie, Tinya, maybe Salu? A whole Legion of ladies, wait, Cham is that you??? To Kara Zor-El I'll always be true Brainiac Number Five
Colu Bega?

(As should be clear, to the tune of “Mambo No. 5”)

Look, I’m not proud of this.

…okay, I’m a little proud of it.

But I’m not proud of that.

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Format ImagePosted on March 29, 2025March 31, 2025Categories Alleged Humor, NERD, Super Hero SingalongLeave a comment on Super Hero Singalong No. 5

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