| Name (Optional): | A Sad And Angry Canadian |
| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | Yes |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | Yes |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail and her tea preparation hijinx are back. ….. and proceeded to drag Canada into it as well! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1442467347189534721 (thread start, https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1442442462727864326) |
Author: Jon Maki
Born and raised in the sparsely-populated Upper Peninsula of Michigan, Jon Maki developed an enduring love for comics at an early age.
Report #8
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | It’s an oldie, but someone *dared* to remind me it existed, and I find that the images are still there.Still lingering.Still terrifying….. Legolas’ pubes.Legolas. Pubes. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1183633044927696896 (Thread) |
Report #7
| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail Simone single-handedly sparked an international controversy that made the news with one single Tweet about Monica and Mafalda. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1425605790765703168 |
Report #6
| Violation Type: | Gail is presenting information that seems fakey but might be a true. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors?: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation?: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country?: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you?: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit?: | No |
| Detailed Description: | As is her wont, Gail has brought up a silly fakey animation about John Oates (of Hall &)’s moustache. ….. that actually exists and the fact it exists should never have seen the light of day! ITS TAGLINE IS ‘RIDE THE MOUSTACHE’, FOR GOD’S SAKE! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1440166422202572802 |
Report #5
| Name (Optional): | Why Gail Why? |
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors?: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation?: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country?: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you?: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit?: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She made me think about the sounds of Sonic the Hedgehog having sex. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1439318774566449152?s=19 |
Report #4
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation?: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country?: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you?: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit?: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail has decided to recommend people be sexy Hulk with tiny teraway pants and Cinemax, and now those images exist upon my brain! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1438371323131006976 |
Report #3
| Name (Optional): | Alexander |
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors?: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation?: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country?: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you?: | Yes |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit?: | Yes, Cyclops |
| Detailed Description: | Gail is telling people Cyclops is collecting slash fics |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1435071495458353154?s=19 |
Report #2
| Name (Optional): | Gail |
| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors?: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation?: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country?: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you?: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit?: | No |
| Detailed Description: | This is awesome |
Report #1
| Name (Optional): | Jon |
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors?: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation?: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country?: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you?: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit?: | No |
| Detailed Description: | This may count as “shenanigans,” but it’s also something I don’t want to think about. She asked “What if the boobs shot the webbing,” accompanied by a picture of Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man in Spider-Man 2. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1435071495458353154 |