You'd think by now they'd set up a dedicated hotline. 1-800-BEAR.
"Press 1 if Gail is up to shenanigans."
"Press 2 if Gail is presenting information that seems fakey but might be a true."
"Press 3 if Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about."

— Jon Maki (@jonpaulmaki) September 6, 2021

Anyone who follows Gail Simone on Twitter knows that she often engages in shenanigans, creating trending topics, sending unwitting nerds into fits of nerdrage, and poisoning the minds of her followers with thoughts about kaiju taint and more besides.

After sending the tweet embedded above, I decided to take matters into my own hands and created What Did Gail Do Now? (1-800-GAIL-BEAR*)

Right now, the site is extremely basic, but it does provide an option to report the latest hilarious atrocity from Gail.

If there’s enough interest, I’ll probably create a blog on the site to post some of the submitted reports, and make some other improvements and enhancements. Whether that happens is entirely up to you.

It’s all in fun, and Gail herself has seemingly given her approval (and hasn’t mauled me).

Hahaha! https://t.co/KtT2I5o750

— Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone) September 6, 2021

I don’t have any plans to monetize that site in any way, so…

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*I am aware that “bear” means something very different in other contexts, but it’s a reference to the long-running joke about Gail being a bear. The actual ursine kind.