A Question for the Ages

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Can’t be any worse than kissing Gambit.

Of the many possibilities that occurred to me while I was lying awake thinking about it, I think the most interesting is the one in which Rogue actually absorbs Parasite’s powers and his actual mutation, causing him to (temporarily) turn back into plain old Rudy Jones. However, Rogue then takes on his personality and his insatiable hunger and becomes the threat that everyone has to contend with until the effect wears off.