Present this certificate to any and all deserving recipients at any appropriate time! Easy to print at home! Suitable for framing!
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- Comment section trolls
- Donald Drumpf supporters
- Shitty webcomic creators*
- People who share stupid bullshit on Facebook without checking snopes.com
- Anyone who uses the term “sheeple” without a trace of irony
- Your boss**
- …and anyone in need of clarification as to whether or not anyone gives a fuck!
(Note: There will be some overlap between recipients)
*I already have plenty, and for me it’s pretty much a foregone conclusion anyway, so I don’t need any more. Still, I appreciate you immediately thinking of me.
**Journey Into Mediocrity is not responsible for any loss of employment. Or punches to the head.