The One Constant

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The only unrealistic part of this scenario is the notion that anyone would bother keeping my ashes.
Hey, you! Did you know that you, personally, could have had your name mentioned in a funny (allegedly) comment right here, in this space? It could have happened, if you were a patron.
But you’re not, so it didn’t.
Oh, sure, you might say, “I wouldn’t want to be mentioned in a dumb comic about pee.”
To which I would say, “Good, because you didn’t get to be, because you’re not a patron.”
Then it just escalates from there. I say hurtful things about you that I don’t mean. You say hurtful things about me that you do mean, and everyone (but mostly me) gets their feelings hurt.
So how can we avoid that whole mess? Well, you could become a patron…