…I Mean, I Just Wanted To Learn About The FEC Or Whatever…

“And then he went after his ‘Business Daddy’ AT&T. Totally castrated them!”
“Wait, literally or metaphorically?”

I bet there would be a huge musical number if John really did eviscerate someone.

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